Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends