What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !