How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.