How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.