What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!