What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout