What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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There age

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Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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She:No, I'm a dentist

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.