Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.