What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.