What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...