What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.