What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!