Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!