Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Popcorn, of course!

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Once upon a slime . . ."

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Wow, such empty

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I don't know I just fly the drone"

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You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!