Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!