What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin