What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.