Math teachers, because every student counts.
Noone cares.
Who cares? It's a relephant.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Sin Pi
Works it out with a pencil.
