You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
He found his pair a' dice!
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
They would steal all the boos.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Cooking times.
I'm at your service ma'am.