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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.