A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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A headache.
Not right meow, I have a headache."
Too many frames.
5 minutes talk to wife.
A paracetamole!
Aleve.
DECAPITATION!!!
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
The noise gave her a headache.
Husband: She's fine.
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Patient: She's out of town.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Literally all gardening stops
They're short 2 towers.
Jacks on Jacks off
To get to the other side.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A good personality
To render the other side.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.