Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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To liquidate their bills.

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Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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He cut all his fingers off !

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