Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!