Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.