Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A racist you racist.
Dad.
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Fromage
Annette.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Because they got the whites out.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.