Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face