Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure