1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
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A baby stapled to ten trees.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
They're both staples.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
One baby stapled to ten trees
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
Because there's so much base.
The Grudge at a rave.
Your domain or mine
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Reload and shoot again!
He was sappy
It was two-tired.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
To get to the other side!
A bird that lays down !
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
He just monkeys around on the line!