Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)