What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.