What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks