What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!