Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!