Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D