What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.