What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.