Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.