Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes