Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ