What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...