When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes