When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes