What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust