What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm