What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm