What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.