What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!