What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind