Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.