Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.