You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Budweiser
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
I have left my Mark on Mars"
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
It twerked.
No home oh
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
His hand caught on fire.
A real mess on your hands.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
It was an emergent sea.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
I can't remember.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He loves his pot.
Goodwill Hunting.
Astronomical
Woah, the traffic is moving.
A: A PearlJam
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because they're bad conductors.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Water Polio
Because they're cantaloupes.
By spending a large fortune.
I dunno, I just repost them.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
A widow.
Nobody knows yet.
