How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.