How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Mexican Child Jokes More Mexican Child Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.