Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !