Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.