Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.