Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.