What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.