What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.