What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back