What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.