What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!