What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.