What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.