What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.