Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!