Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.