How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What are instructions?

Correct."

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once