What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'