What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.