What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!