Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks