Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.