What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record