What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.