What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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