Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.