Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.